Standard for Background Noise

Background noise is not entertainment. It is an environmental decision.

When mismanaged, it dominates the room and demands participation. When executed correctly, it disappears entirely, which is the objective.

To reduce unnecessary evening interference, Flyers has issued the following Standard for Background Noise.

Approved Uses

• Music that suggests discernment without feedback

• TV that has already been seen and no longer requires loyalty

• Sound that would not be missed if it stopped

Disallowed Uses

• Anything that requires plot retention

• Content that sparks opinion

• Volume levels that inspire commentary

On Volume Adjustment: If someone says, “We can turn it down,” it should already be off.

For Experts: If muting the sound improves the room, the selection was incorrect and should be replaced quietly.

Issued without Urgency